Never steal a can of pork and beans!

My 11-year old playmate picked me up out of the street. The veterinarian shouted for her to put me down. I just wanted to breathe.

Do you have that one story... you know… that one story your family likes to tell about you? It usually starts with, "Did you hear about the time when...?"

Well, this is that story for me. My family will be glad I shared it!